y2k-problem (fwd)

["Holgi DF5HK" <hklang_bEi_gmx.de>]

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Fm: Middle Management
Re: Y2K Compliance Report

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have
gone through every line of code in every program in every system.

We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the Change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the *Y-to-K* date Change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data
to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December.

As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and
Saturdak.

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K
change has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem,and
our team is glad to help in any way possible